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Lovely While It Lasted — the bag

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Lovely While It Lasted

lovely while it lasted

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Somebody should say a few words. These blooms — tomato red, butter yellow, a pink that refuses to whisper — are straight off a 1970s kitchen curtain, blown up loud enough to read from the curb. Because nothing in that bag was going to stay forever: not the leftovers, not the packaging, not whatever that was in the crisper drawer. So out it goes, wrapped in the biggest bouquet it'll ever get, while you say the quiet part with a perfectly straight face: it was lovely while it lasted.

Take-a-Bow Green drawstring

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Psst — the Trio is $12 a roll and ships free. Just saying.

The specifics
Capacity
13 gallons
Size
24" × 28"
Thickness
0.9 mil minimum — the joke dies if the bag rips, so it doesn't
Closure
Colored drawstring (each design gets its own)
Per roll
15 bags, printed roll band