The Founding Drop · Pledges Open
Make a scene. Then take it outside.
Designer trash bags. Finally. Four loud prints, real 13-gallon strength, and an adorable drawstring.
✦ $0 today · pledge now, charged only if we hit the goal · first access at launch
0 rolls to go before we go to print. Pledge yours — $0 today.
Four designs. One secret.
The Founding Drop
Lovely While It Lasted
“lovely while it lasted”
The deadpan romantic. Sends things off properly.
Make It Fashion
“trash, but make it fashion”
Fur-coat confidence. Has never once apologized.
Out With a Bang
“out with a bang”
Leaves at the peak of the party. Never overstays.
So Long, Darling
“so long, darling”
Old-Hollywood exit. Blows a kiss at the curb.
No warehouse. No markup. No kidding.
You pledge. We print. Everyone wins or nobody pays.
1. You pledge your rolls
$0 today — we just save your card. Your pledge is the vote that tells the factory (and us) this is real.
2. We hit the goal, then print
When pledges reach the goal, cards are charged and the presses start. Bags ship 6–8 weeks after — and pledgers get first access.
3. Or nobody pays a cent
Miss the 1,000-roll goal and no card is ever charged. Nothing held, nothing to refund. (We'll still write you a heartfelt email.)
Leave It Better
A quarter, a bag, a slightly nicer block.
25¢ from every order buys cleanup supplies - real bags, donated to local volunteer cleanup groups. No percentages of percentages, no planted-tree math. A quarter, a bag, a slightly nicer block.
See the honest mathBefore you go
Get the gossip before garbage day.
Drop reminders, new design votes, and the occasional very good joke.
- 1
$0 today — it's a pledge
We save your card. No charge, no deposit, nothing held.
- 2
Charged only if we hit the goal
When pledges reach 1,000 rolls we charge cards, print, and ship 6–8 weeks later. Pledgers get first access.
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Miss the goal? Never charged.
If we don't reach it, your card is simply never used. Nothing to refund, no forms, no drama.
Asked constantly
Reasonable questions, honest answers.
- Are they actually strong? 0.9 mil minimum — standard-or-better. The joke dies if the bag rips, so it doesn't.
- Why pledge? Because we'd rather make exactly what you want than guess and landfill the rest. You pledge, we print.
- What if the drop misses? Your card is never charged — it's only used if we hit the goal. Nothing held, nothing to refund.